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Hot and Humid in China

Author: Linda

I’m currently in Guangzhou, it was quite an ordeal to get here. I’ve written a post in my iPod just for you guys but I haven’t had a chance to post it up. To make a long story short our flight was delayed.

Linda is getting a massage now so I (Brit) will hijack this post…

This time in China is very different than last time.  I understand a lot more of what is said but still don’t always understand what’s going on.  For example I went to get my haircut amd they started ‘massaging’ my arms.  I haven’t been in that much pain since my last massage in Kunming.  Was offered another chinese massage but fool me thrice shame on me.   I also thought my bathroom stories were done with.  I’ve made peace with the eastern squat toilet.  But no.  When staying at Linda’s uncle place I was confronted with a problem.  I knew that you aren’t supposed to flush toilet paper down the toilet but after wiping I couldn’t find the trash can.  What to do?  I decided to keep the paper in my hand and try to ask.  Holding toilet paper on the edges made it difficult to pull up my shorts, particularly with the open window right in front of me.  With my shorts on I tried to flush but there was no button, just a bucket of water.  I tried pouring water to flush but it didn’t work that well.  Anyway, my excellent chinese skills solved all. I yelled “help me” then ”toilet paper where put?”  “second question: how use water go?”  Amazingly both questions were understood and I learned private toilets can deal with toilet paper and that to flush takes a big bucket of water not a small one.  Having fun in China.  We’ll see if we post more in China or Europe.

Feebo, Geeks, and Canals

Author: Linda

So Brit pretty much covered the gist of all the touristy stuff that we did in Amsterdam but I thought I’d also add my take on the place. (sidenote: unfortunately it seems that wordpress is having some issues. When I tried loading Brits post it stalled and his post was lost. Hopefully he’ll post it again soon.) I think Amsterdam along with Rothernburg were my two least favorite cities so far (although Paris is getting to be a close on making that list too). I think it could have been a combination of travellers fatigue, poor roommates lack of privacy, high cost of everything and poor weather. Despite all this there were some particular highlights (eating food from a wall, fries with peanut sauce, Kevin the tour guide).

When we visited Leilani in Heidelberg she was able to give us some tips of things to eat in Amsterdam. She mentioned eating fries from a cone (seems that things from a cone always taste better) and to try the various sauces that goes with the fries. Stay away from raw herrings and things will be expensive. So when we arrived the first thing I was determined to do was eat fries which we did surprisingly well having got off the bus before our stop and landing smack in front of Feebo. Feebo is a chain of fastfood stores that has food in their walls. It also happen to be the place to purchase these fried veal sticks (another recommandation from Leilani) think pogo but much better and not on sticks. Having filled our tummies with yummy we headed to our hostel. When we arrived we got a pretty nice room on the third floor and found out that breakfast was included in our room price: Sweet! Unfortunately, we also discovered that Internet was 3€ an hour or 10€ for 5. The cost of being connected is high in Amsterdam (actually it’s rather high in all of europe if you want to use a computer)!

Our first night in Amsterdam was rather uneventful, we stayed in and slept pretty much after exploring our immediate area which consisted one of the big parks in amsterdam (Vondelpark). We also took that opportunity to post up the first batch of pictures that you see on our blog. The next day, we met our new roomates for the next 5 days: the dreaded computer junkies. These two guys were one of the main reasons why Amsterdam was such a dud for us. Trying to start a conversation with them was like pulling teeth, they pretty much stayed in the room the entire time (5 days) there watching American tv shows and eating at burger king. The worst part was they were mathies and cs students at U of T giving a bad name to geeks everywhere! The worst part was they were quite self congradulatory on their saving money tactics (eating fast food and not going to museums, etc). It was really fustrating for us to see these guys who paid so much money getting to Amsterdam and on lodging (60€ a night) just to do the exact same thing they would have done back home then congratulating themselves for saving money.

Not helping was the fact our hostel seemed like a hot spot for school groups. The hostel atmosphere where you can just hang out and meet people didn’t seem to be there and that was a huge disappointment since we had really enjoyed that aspect at our last hostel. 5 days of not feeling like we could wind down was definitely stressful and it totally showed in the way Brit and I interacted. Still I was really proud of the way we handled it though, and on our last night in Amsterdam we found ourselves in a Ben and Jerrys eating crepes and waffles and chatting. Who knew all it took was sitting in a corner booth?

Now for a female take on the red light district: they have a lot of sketchy looking people (that were not prostitutes) which made the experience rather uncomfortable for me. I was definitely glad that I was in a tour group even if the tour itself was a bit of a dud. The girls themselves were also a bit disappointing: they were all wearing regular underwear/ bras, not a lingerie in sight and looking rather bored. I’d think that one would make more of an effort to entice customers. After the tour and our dessert break Brit expressed how he wanted to to back to the red light district to get a better feel of what it’s like (i.e. Not in a tour group with your fiancé); being the totally trusting fiancé that I am I let him go back all by himself at 11pm. Just in case his stuff gets pickpocketed though, He left with only the key to our hostel, bus tickets to get there and back and 10€ in case he gets really lost and needed to take a cab ;). (Brit’s note: I did get lost again) According to Brit, his lone adventure garnered him a few more come hither looks from the girls; but you’ll have to ask him for the details.

At the end of the trip I was definitely looking forward to going to Brussels the land of chocolates and waffles.

London (take one)

Author: Britain

Our first day of London consisted of litlle more than meeting the bare essentials. 10 hour flight and jet lag resulted in an early bed time. The next day we attacked to make up for lost time. First we buy ourselves some cheap tickets to Les Miserable then we walk to the national gallery. Lots of impressive art work later we walk down to Big Ben and parliament. We take a looksee at Westminster Abbey’s exterior, and noting the line decide to go eat instead. Linda tries her first Cornish pastry while Brit goes for the meat pies he learned to love in New Zealand. Off to Buckingham Palace. We aren’t allowed in so we check out the royal collection consisting of a bunch of artwork and some big sparkly stuff from India. We also checked out the mews consisting of a bunch of royal carriages. Determined to get the most out of the day we head to the British museum. In the Chinese chinaware section disaster strikes. When double checking the times for our show Linda finds that the tickets are MISSING! This piece of info throws the pair into a funk: “I put it right here special not to lose them,” “this on top of the 10 pounds I was overcharged for my underground pass,” “and the 30 minute subway delay,” “and the cold windy weather when we dressed for the predicted 20 degrees with sun,” “and I was REALLY looking forward to les Mis.” With moping now done things are looking up. Tommorrow we head out to see Elaine. It will be good to be hosted once again and continue the trend of visiting very nice folks around the world. Maybe we’ll even do “high tea” and eat at a good English pub. Time for bed. Pandas onward!

-Brit

The rainy city

Author: Linda

Two days ago we headed out on our grand adventure. It has been great to get away from the stress of packing, moving, cleaning, and generally having more stuff to do than time to do it in. However, the more things change, the more things stay the same. Brit forgot to bring more than one pair of pants and failed to notice the hole in the crotch. On the plus side he did find the keys to his vacated apartment that he’d been looking for.

Despite our short time in Seattle we saw all the major sites: the space needle, the SAM, the water (including rain), the Pike market, and microsoft gamers in their natural habitat. Many thanks to Sarah and Andy for taking us in and showing us around.
We also went to Jenn and Colin’s wedding. As Linda is more of an expert on weddings I’ll pass this post over to her.

The wedding was spectacular. It was an intimate affair with about 60 or so people. The ceremony was short and sweet and very touching. Jenn wore a gorgeous Maggie Sotterio gown. The reception at the palace ballroom was amazing. The place looked beautiful and the food was definitely one of the best foods we’ve had at a wedding. This being our 5th wedding within a year that says a lot. All in all this wedding gave us a lot of great ideas for our own pending nuptials. Big shout out to the newlyweds. Thanks for inviting us. What a great way to kickoff our trip!

With Piggy in Pike Park

With Piggy in Pike Park